What are you applying for?

The company is not hiring a dick or a lick

No openings in the “friend zone”

Feel free to leave your resume

and if time permits, you may

receive a text or invite to step out for a drink or

join a group on the front lines  of action

But no affection benefits are permitted besides the occasional hug

and no the friends in this company do not fuck

The company has one position open in our leadership division

The benefits are amazing but if you not looking for what we’re offering

leave your resume at the door

and we’ll call you… maybe

Peace.

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